German Simulator

 Hello Freunde.

We will ask se questions!

Are you a good german? Do you drive on se Autobahn like a Schnecke?
Or are you driving too fast? Sis is not akzeptable!
And I tell you what: You better reserve your Strandliege on se beach.
If we see you crossing a red Ampel even if sere are no Autos and it is night?
Straight to jail!